I Hate Numbers Podcast

The podcast that aims to help you and your business make more profits and reduce your anxiety.

About the Podcast

I Hate Numbers: Simplifying Tax and Accounting

For some, watching paint dry, or a poke in the eye is better than dealing with their business numbers. I get it, numbers can be scary, confusing, and boring, not what your business is meant to be about.

But here’s the thing. If you’re serious about your business, you need to grab hold of your numbers, and connect with them. Falling in love with them may feel weird, but at least be on friendly terms with them if you want your business to survive and thrive.

Numbers make you accountable, showing you the financial impact of your successes, a route map to success and highlighting those flip-ups. Above all, learning to love & use your numbers means you have a better chance of making money, what’s not to love.

Fundamentally business is there to make money. You need to make money to survive and have impact. It’s about knowing how your future is going to pan out.

As a business finance coach, financial story teller and tax advisor, I’ve helped thousands of businesses over the years.

I love numbers, but I get it that not many businesses will do so. I want to share my love of numbers through my podcast, to make it accessible, to help you and your business power forward.

My aim is to make this podcast listener friendly, jargon and BS free.

In the words of W.E.B. Dubois “When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books. You will be reading meanings.”

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Should You Ever Work for Free?

Working for free might sound like a good way to gain exposure, experience, or opportunities. However, it can also lead to burnout, undervaluing your work, and setting the wrong expectations. In this episode, we talk about how to make the right call and ensure your time and skills are respected. When Working for Free Might...

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Community Interest Companies: What, Why, and When

Community Interest Companies, or CICs, are designed for businesses that want to make a difference while still being commercially sustainable. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we explain what a CIC is, why it exists, and when it makes sense to form one. We cover the key differences between CICs and charities,...

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Social Enterprises: Doing Good and Making Profit

Social enterprises are businesses that aim to make a difference while staying financially healthy. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, Mahmood explains how social enterprises can combine purpose and profit, create impact, and still run with the discipline of a commercial business. We explore what defines a social enterprise, how they operate,...

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VAT Invoice Essentials: Get Paid Faster, Stay Compliant

VAT may seem simple in theory, but in practice it can feel like opening a tin without a ring pull. For VAT-registered businesses, invoices are the foundation of compliance. Get them wrong and you risk late payments, disputes, and HMRC penalties. Get them right, however, and you protect your cash flow, build credibility, and reduce...

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Self-Belief in Business: Build Confidence, Resilience, and Profitability

Business success doesn’t start with numbers, strategy, or sales—it starts with belief. If we don’t believe in ourselves, we hold back. If we do, we take action. Mahmood explains why self-belief is the foundation that drives progress and resilience in business. What Self-Belief in Business Really Means Trusting your decisions: Self-belief is about backing yourself,...

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8 Advantages of Budgeting for Your Business

In this episode of I Hate Numbers, we uncover why budgeting is not a straitjacket, but one of the most liberating tools you can use in business. Far from restricting you, a budget gives you clarity, control, and confidence. By the end of this episode, you’ll see budgeting in a whole new light. We share...

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Class 2 National Insurance Wrongly Charged

In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we shine a light on a common but costly issue—Class 2 National Insurance wrongly charged by HMRC. Thousands of self-employed people and small business owners are impacted each year. We’ll explain why it happens, how it affects your state pension and benefits, and the exact steps...

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Turn Your Garage Into Tax-Free Cash

Many people have unused space that could generate extra income. But before you start renting out your garage or driveway, you need to understand the tax implications. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we explain how to keep it legal and tax-efficient while boosting your earnings. What You’ll Learn in This Episode...

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Stop Waiting for HMRC: Join Making Tax Digital Early

Making Tax Digital for Income Tax may sound technical, but we break it down simply. In this episode, we share what MTD for ITSA is, who needs to comply, when it starts, and how to prepare effectively. If you’re a sole trader, landlord, or small business owner, this episode is essential listening. What You’ll Learn...

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Illegal Dividends: Avoid 33.75% Tax and Big Penalties

Illegal dividends sound complicated, but we break them down in simple terms. In this episode, we share what counts as an illegal dividend, why they happen, and the steps you can take to avoid expensive problems. If you’re a company director or shareholder, this is essential listening. What You’ll Learn in This Episode What an...

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Reward Staff (and Yourself) Tax-Free with Trivial Benefits

Trivial benefits are a great way to reward staff and directors without adding tax or National Insurance to the bill. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we explain what trivial benefits are, the rules that must be followed, and how they can be used effectively in 2025. This is about giving without...

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Five Tax-Free Health & Welfare Benefits Employers Can Offer

In this episode of I Hate Numbers, we’re diving into five powerful tax-free health and welfare benefits that employers can offer to their team. Whether you run a small business, creative agency, or a social enterprise, these perks can boost morale, reduce stress, and keep you compliant — all without adding to your tax bill....

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